I’m not a real rapper cuz I’ve got a nine to five, & since I show up promptly nearly daily I survive.
I’m not a real rapper cuz I wasn’t exposed to hits, was hanging with the punk rock, screamo, grind and crusty kids.
I’m not a real rapper cuz my fans are all my friends, I’m giving out cds freely, essentially handing out my ends.
I’m not a real rapper cuz my aim ain’t fame or gains, I merely rap to explore the map that’s plastered to my brain.
I’m not a real rapper cuz my paragraphs make no sense, yeah its true, its not just you, even I’m lost on what was written.
I’m not a real rapper cuz apparently appearances count, for more than a dot percentage of what the music’s all about.
I’m not a real rapper cuz I ain’t dope enough for tv, gonna have to stick to low-budget and love it like Drowning with K.B.
I’m not a real rapper cuz I started way to late. Whoops! My bad, sorry for that…yo Ma, can we change my birth date?
wrap it up.
Previous post: der.der.
Next post: Biting Back


{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }
Never realized how happy I am you’re not a “real” rapper…
if being a “real” rapper is cool, call me rosie o’donnell. love this piece, mang.
oh yeah!
hot damn and hell yeah!!!
This ain’t a real comment cuz I got nothing clever to say.
Just wanted to shout out that I love the shit you say.
(I rhymed!!! I am so proud of me!)
Dudes and Dudettes alike…. seriously, Thank You All so much for the awesome feedback on this! Love ya’ll!