January 2008

Influx populi

by zero/of/the/day January 25, 2008

It’s a dark and stormy morning for the Hounds of Basketcase.  We rejoin them on the precipice of a nation, desparate for kicks, loyal to 12. These hounds are not for the Jones’; these are muzzle tusslers. K-9 intuition in the body of what scares us most. The little one, his name is Lil Committmentphobe, [...]

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Ever seen that flick “Shaun of the Dead”?

by BillyPilgrim January 23, 2008

Ah Yes! The inevitable premeditated sword through the chest. Ah Yes! Thick lies Laid out to announce The thrusting end. Ah Yes! I must have forgotten the wrenching force with which others play, day to day. . . . day to worthless day.

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Canaries fly better at night…….

by zero/of/the/day January 23, 2008

We shovel coals into the hovel homes of the huddled, frozen mattress pad people. We give directions through paragraphology and a healthy sense of wealth deprecating humor. The common denominator between the millionaires and the millions of walking targets is the amount of zerros in our wallets. We are caricatures of Character, ordained in the [...]

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Day of the Sunny Dunny

by zero/of/the/day January 22, 2008

They held a ticker tape parade on Lane Rd. yesterday. Not the one in Edwardsburg, MI. The one that sits a few hundred seconds southwest of my eyes. There were guests of honor. This is to honor them.

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The Blue Gloved Sidewalk Song

by BillyPilgrim January 21, 2008

Type, Write, Site, and Scream! Like the ones whose minds went white. Dreaming of candles, and clocks, and spilt paint bloodied upon the blue gloved San Francisco sidewalks.

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Cursed is the Road to the American Dream

by JackDeadmen January 19, 2008

Ok, Canaries, this is a slight bending of the rules … but not. The last line (minus chorus) has troubled me for some time and I am rectifying it here. Enough of this. Whatever comes out of me here, top of my head as its solution, is what will stay as the final line forever, [...]

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Battery charge – halfmast

by zero/of/the/day January 18, 2008

First nights of trips are reserved for working out the kinks of the scheme. The outlaws thwarted, they return to the den battered and hungry. Second nights require stamina and loss of inhibition. We gather new associates with the conviction of a CalTrans assembly. (that line is punny) They line up to hear us laugh. [...]

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The Answer (I think) To An Age Old Question

by JackDeadmen January 15, 2008

Your worth is measured by the weight of gold in your soul.

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by BillyPilgrim January 3, 2008

SALVADOR’S MAYA  – My first claymation is now available for your viewing pleasure. Spread the word (despite crappy compression!)

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My resolution is to be saltier…(and I’m sayin it sober)

by zero/of/the/day January 1, 2008

Textile management on a rucksack level Danger on overload, wanting nothing more than connection I want a new dawn, not just a year We all need some reminding. Go ahead and make notes, they don’t apply here. We don’t need more, we need less of what we ain’t got. We not afraid of the shadows, [...]

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